Ex-Sox Carlos Lee Signs with Astros

Lee third from left

Carlos Lee has signed with the Houston Astros on friday, and Im a little late on the report, he signed a 6-year $100 million deal. Carlos Lee played for the Sox for a long time and he patroled left-field real well. He had a few 40 home run seasons for the Sox. I hope he does well, and Im sure you do too.

Crede and Dye win Silver Sluggers

Third baseman Joe Crede of our beloved White Sox has won his first Silver Slugger award. He batted .283 on the 2006 season with 30 home runs and 94 RBI. 544 at bats clearly made him avaliable to win an award. While Jermaine Dye, on the other hand, won his first Silver Slugger. Dye batted .315 on the season, with 44 home runs (team leader) and 120 RBI (also, team leader). Dye had 7 stolen bases surprisingly.

YOU GUYS CAN PUT THOSE PUPPIES ON YOUR MANTLES!!

Sox acquire David Aardsma from Cubs for Neal Cotts

As the subject (clearly) states. The White Sox have offered and made a deal with the Chicago Cubs (northside scum!). Our fine relief pitcher has been sent from the Sox all the way (some 12-15 miles) north to the ivy covered Wrigley Stadium. They have acquired the rookie pitching "sensation" David Aardsma from those blue titans 'o' Chi Town. He is a flaming right hander capable of throwing missles up to 98 mph. We also acquired pitching prospect Carlos Vazquez whom nobody knows anything about. WHY COTTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (5.17 ERA, 37 Earned Runs... IN 70 GAMES!!!). Ohhhhhhhhhhh, thats why.