As the subject (clearly) states. The White Sox have offered and made a deal with the Chicago Cubs (northside scum!). Our fine relief pitcher has been sent from the Sox all the way (some 12-15 miles) north to the ivy covered Wrigley Stadium. They have acquired the rookie pitching "sensation" David Aardsma from those blue titans 'o' Chi Town. He is a flaming right hander capable of throwing missles up to 98 mph. We also acquired pitching prospect Carlos Vazquez whom nobody knows anything about. WHY COTTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (5.17 ERA, 37 Earned Runs... IN 70 GAMES!!!). Ohhhhhhhhhhh, thats why.
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